10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Fold and live to fold again
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from