10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is for loners.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.