10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson