10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi