10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."