10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.