10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz