10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Welcome to kicker school
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.