10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi