10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for loners.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.