10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)