10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is for fat, American losers.