10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.