10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event