10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• It's Free To Fold...