10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!