10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"