10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright