10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson