10 Random Poker Quotes

I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Why not, when some because there are three.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
in the poker game of life women are the rake