10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)