10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.