10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.