10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear