10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.