10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack