10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.