10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!