10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson