10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts