10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-