10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd