10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts