10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."