10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)