10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.