10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.