10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.