10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs