10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.