10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!