10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker