10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury