10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• It's Free To Fold...
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament