10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fold and live to fold again
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd