10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.