10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...