10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.