10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo