10 Random Poker Quotes

God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Never educate a stupid poker player.
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim